Top 20 Funny Anti-Valentine's Day Quotes and Cards

Valentine's Day is the only one day when all peoples ake care and show his/her partner how much they will love their partners. Well ;) this is the general definition of the Valentine's Day.Previously we have shared the lots of HD Valentine's day 2017 Wallpapers These Valentines Day 2017 images are well designed and crafted for this new year. The start of new loves starts with the new year that's why we've shared the most awesome and cute/lovely/happy Valentines Day 2017 images with you so you can download share with your loving partner and friends as well. But Today we've come with another interesting stuff which is great you will surely like this stuff, today we are going to share some famous funny Anti-Valentines Day Quotes, happy anti valentines day sayings and cards from the famous legends. like William Shakespeare and others.
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Are you still single or want some fun on this Valentines Day 2017 then you're at right place yes. because today we've shared the Top 20 Funny Anti-Valentine's Day Quotes and Cards. Are you've recently broke-up with your partner.

In honor of this year’s Singles Awareness Day, we’ve gathered 20 of the best anti-Valentine’s Day quotes below. They are a mix of humor and slight cynicism, the perfect motivators to get you through another year of happy couples' tributes on Facebook, check-out lines packed with last-minute gift purchases and coworkers' cubicles that look like overstuffed flower stands.

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20 Funniest Anti-Valentines Day Quotes for 2017 Sayings

1. “Love stinks.” - J. Geils Band

2. “Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

3. “Valentine's Day is for couples. Us SINGLES have the other 364 days of the year to enjoy ourselves!” - Unknown

4.  “Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.” - W. Somerset Maugham in “A Writer's Notebook”

5. “I'm single because I was born that way.” - Mae West

6. “Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.” - Carrie Bradshaw in “Sex in the City”

7. “Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.” - Jon Stewart

8. “Happy phony, romanticized, overly commercial, sucks to be single, pretend that it's love, day!” - Unknown

9. “Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.” - Jay Leno

10. “I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.” - Unknown

11. “Instead of celebrating Valentine's Day this year, I'm celebrating Discount Chocolate Tuesday.” - Unknown

12. “I wish that Valentine's Day came with a fast-forward button...” - Unknown

13. "Everyone has a knight in shining armor, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions." - Unknown

14. “You cannot be with someone just because you don’t want to hurt him. You have your own happiness to think about.” -  Melissa de la Cruz in “The Van Alen Legacy”

15. “The last thing you want to get addicted to is someone.” – Arturo Marvin

16. “I think, therefore I'm single.” - Liz Winston

17. "EX means Thanks for the Experience. Our time has Expired. Now Exit my life!" - Unknown

18. “The course of true love never did run smooth.” - William Shakespeare

19. "Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable." - The Wizard of Oz


20. “Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility.” - Michael Douglas

Quotes Sources: International Business Times

Conclusion
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